Famous Quotes
Here is a list of quotes that I really enjoy – please consider it work-in-progress as I intend to keep adding more as I find them. Enjoy!
Sports
They called it golf because all of the other good four-letter words were already taken
Love & Marriage
Children really brighten up a household – they never turn the lights off
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.
Marriage is the most expensive way of getting your washing done for free
Other
Ever wondered why you never hear the words “Psychic wins the Lottery!”?
How do you know when your invisible ink is finished?
Should you have some (tasteful and above-board) quotes to share, please add a comment, and I will consider publishing it.
